Okay, I’m sure we’ve all come across it once or twice. The word ‘Floccinaucinihilipilification’ is apparently the longest (non-technical) word in the English language (what about ‘floccinaucinihilipilificationary‘?). But what does it actually mean? Well, the 29 letter word (I really can’t be bothered to write it all out again) is a term for ‘the estimation of something’s value of worthless’. For example:

“Gerald! You’ve ruined Mum’s antique vase!” said Bernard.

“Aw, come on; it’s worthless!” replied Gerald. Bernard, ignoring Gerald’s floccinaucinihilipilification, reluctantly told him it was worth £12000. 

As you can see, Gerald’s floccinaucinihilipilification got him into bags of trouble…….I shall leave you now, sitting there by your keyboard, thinking about what the heck I just said.

Hi everybody! Okay, I’m sure that if you have read the post titled ‘iPod Touch’ down there somewhere, you’ll know that I have an iPod Touch. And for those of you people out there who don’t have iPod Touches I want you to know it’s well worth the £165 pounds I spent on it or 200 & something dollars or however much it is in America. Anyway, what I was going to say was: there has just been a new update for the iPhone (but it’s also available for iPod Touches) which is 6 pounds but it is pretty cool. You can now cut, copy, paste, record stuff on an iPod Touch, and……..err……..stuff. So, go out and splash out on an iPod Touch or iPhone as they are AWESOME! Go on you deserve a treat. Maybe.

Yo, everybody!

I got my iPod Touch today!

In fact, I posted this FROM my new iPod!

It’s soooooo cool!

You can surf the web, listen to music, get 1000s of apps! And even more that!

Anyways, my website STILL isn’t finished!

~Jerome~

Hi Guys.

Once again I’m sorry for not posting for a while (not that anyone cares).

Anyway, in the last couple of weeks I become interested in Runescape.

Runescape is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game).

• If you have just died, go & pick some potatoes and sell them (Potatoes – 3gp) Total Amount: Small
• Kill loads of cows, cook all the beef, and definitely take the cowhides. Sell them all at the Grand Exchange. Total Amount: Medium but if you do it a couple of times: Big
• Dump all your stuff in the bank except your three most useful items (this is to make sure if you die, you don’t lose anything) then, go to the Barbarian Village (North of Draynor Manor, East of Taverly, West of Varrock, South of Edgeville) in the middle of the village there is a hole. Climb down it. You are now in the Stronghold of Security. Look around and you should see a red door. Go through it. Go up to the 2nd door and answer the security question. Now you are in Level 1. I walked through this with no battles (even though it’s swarming with monsters) at Combat Level 15. For monster details and the safest way through Level 1, click here to go to Runescape Wiki’s page about Stronghold of Security. When you get to the end, you will get 2000 coins. Also, if you have your recovery questions set, you get the “Flap” emote! Total Amount: Quite Big (Really big for beginners!)
• Do the “Pirates Treasure” quest. You will get an uncut emerald, a gold ring and 450 coins. If you sell the emerald & gold ring, you could get somewhere between 740-1200 coins. Total Amount: Big
• Make or steal (stealing is members only) lots of cakes & sell them all at the Grand Exchange. Total Amount: Medium

Those were some ways to make money.   

See-ya Guys!

Hi guys. Sorry I haven’t posted in like 8 years.  

But I’ve got a lot to tell you! First, I got Lego Indiana Jones on DS for Christmas, & I completed it by Sunday! I’ve 
made a website about the secrets and tips. Find it here at: http://legoindianajonesds.wordpress.com. 2nd, yesterday, I saw a guy in a car, with a horsebox. He took a swerve at a corner & the horsebox was on one wheel! It almost fell over! We don’t think it had a horse  in….luckily. Then the guy’s exhaust pipe fell off! We drove over it by accident. There was this other guy aswell. He kept driving on the pavement and things.

Anyway, there is this great Mario game on the internet where you can create your own level. It’s really great! Here’s the link: http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Games/More/NewMarioFlash.htm

I made a couple of levels. To see mine, copy the codes give under, click on level editor in the game menu, click on Load on one of the custom level files, paste it in & press load.

My codes (Links will be added when I can be bothered):

My Hard Level - “SUPRISE!” - Walkthrough (You’ll need it!)

My Meduim Level – “Awesome Level”

My Easy but fun Level – “Tunnel Maze” 

© Jerome Beckett 2008

Hi everybody! Haven’t posted for a while. Sorry ’bout that. I’ve been designing my new site (not blog) but it isn’t published yet. Anyways, I am a pokemon fan. I’ve had these games:

1. Pokemon Silver
2. Pokemon Yellow
3. Pokemon Gold
4. Pokemon Sapphire
5. Pokemon Diamond

At the moment these are the stats of my pokemon at the moment on the games I’ve still got (Last Updated: 2/11/08):

Diamond:

Dialga – Lv. 55 – Metal Claw, Dragon Claw, Ancientpower, Roar of Time

Infernape – Lv. 48 – Flame Wheel, Rock Smash, Torment, Cut 

Rapidash – Lv. 46 – Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Take Down, Stomp

Steelix (Traded) – Lv. 48 – Rock Smash, Strength, Double-Edge, Rock Climb

Quagsire – Lv. 49 – Waterfall, Earthquake, Stone Edge, Surf

Chatox – Lv. 19 – Defog, Fly, Mirror Move, Sing

Sapphire:

Rayquaza – Lv. 70 – Fly, Rest, Extremespeed, Outrage 

Blaziken – Lv. 81 – Blaze Kick, Sky Uppercut, Brick Break, Cut

Kyorge – Lv. 68 – Hydro Pump, Sheer Cold (One-hit KO), Double-Edge, Surf

Gyarados – Lv. 42 – Dragon Rage, Rock Smash, Strength, Hydro Pump

Pelipper – Lv. 47 – Fly, Ice Beam, Blizzard, Return

Sharpedo – Lv. 40 – Dive, Waterfall, Hyper Beam, Earthquake

*PLEASE NOTE* Soon, I will put my Pokemon Gold pokemon.

Anywho, what’s your favourite pokemon type?

Okay, here it is, I’ve waited a long time for this, SKYWIRE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skywire 2 PLAY & HAVE FUN!!!!!!!   Jerome Beckett Rules!

Play this free game now!!

Secondly, SILLY SAYINGS (sillysayigs.wordpress.com (By me!)) IS HAVING A MASSIVE UPDATE THAT’LL BE FINISHED BY THURSDAY 12TH JUNE 2008!!!!!! THERE’LL BE NEW VIDEOS, TRICKS, AND SITUATIONS!

Hi Guys! For the last couple of days I went to a Youth Hostel with my Mum & Sister. This Youth Hostel was at a place called St Briavels(Br-ai-vels) which was transformed from a castle to a Youth Hostel. St Briavels Castle is located in St Briavels, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, England.

(For bigger image of picture (Under) Click it!)

We also had a tour. They told us some ghost stories:

1. A cleaner heard a baby crying. She searched everywhere but couldn’t find one. A couple of days later a bit of the castle collapsed and they found a baby skeleton.

2. A cleaner saw a little boy sitting on a bench and she thought it was one of the children from the school which was leaving, so she went to tell them. But they said all of the children were there. She went back and he was gone. Then, a few years later, a Spanish school came. But when they were leaving, one of the boys was very scared and shaky. It was because he said he had seen a ghostly figure where the boy was sitting a couple of years ago.

3. In one of the dormitories, if you sleep in the single (not bunk) bed by the window, sometimes you can hear screaming in the night, but only from that bed!  

People in Australia didn’t like us (English) colonising with them. When we got there there were Aboriginies who had this flag:

We changed it to:

But they didn’t like us colinising so they made a new one:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VOTE!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Vote on which flag. Above are the Answers. Comment your Answer! At the end of week, I will tell you percentages!

Yesterday (April 10th) I went to  a farm. On the way there I saw the Ghostbusters! Really! There was a truck which said “Brilliant Bliss, Paranormal Events, Phone: 01452 760 798″! That’s GHOSTBUSTERS! Check out the “Brilliant Bliss” Website! Okay, so that’s the “Paranormal Event” part of my title. The “Disgusting Event” part is: When I got to the farm, there was a donkey. It looked at me, beared it’s teeth horribly and spat at me. I HATE THAT DONKEY!                   HE CAN NOT BE SEEN BY PUBLIC ANYMORE! 

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DONKEY?

[Clears Throat] Well, err that’s that. BYE!

Hi guys! I’M A MEMEBER ON CLUB PENGUIN! WOO-HOO! My usal outfit looks like this:

or this:

or this:

Also, ROCKHOPPER IS LETTING PEOPLE INTO THE CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS (But you need the key ( which is in the back of “Rockhopper’s Journal” in the book room)). Here is a picture of it:

You can only see my head (I’ve circled it!)

Hello Everyone! I have finished my sites. YAY! PLEASE LOOK AT THEM …….. OR ELSE . I HAVE SPENT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS ON THESE SITES!………………………………………………………..Okay, 2 weeks.

Anyway, here they are:

JBsIMDb – Jerome Beckett’s Internet Movie Database. It’s IMDb, only it’s my IMDb! It rocks. So do I.

CFC – Cricket Fan Club. Wonder what THAT site is? Come here and chat about cricket.

Hi Everybody! I’m making a 2 new sites! The first one is my own version of IMDb (Internet Movie Database, A website about all the   films in the whole world!). My version is called JBsIMDb (Jerome Beckett’s Internet Movie Database). The second one is a cricket fan club! I plan to finish both of them by the 12th of April. Maybe some time before that (It probaly will) but please don’t get cross if it is finished after the 12th. Oh by the way everybody, Happy Easter!    Don’t eat to much choccy or you’ll be sick  or get fat!   

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

Here’s my list of top Miniclip games:

1. Club Penguin

                         Club Penguin is a game where you can get your own penguin and talk to other penguins somewhere else in the world. So basicly it’s a multiplayer game where you can walk and talk, play games, take tours complete missions collect money for your penguin (Not real money obviously!) and buy clothes stuff your iglo0, little pets called puffles (All not real obiously!) & much, much more! If it takes ages to log on, try the official website. I find it quicker.

2. Fire Storm 

                        Fire Storm is a game where you are a helicopter and you have to blow up all the enemy helicopters. There are nine levels of fighting and blowing up. At the end of Level 9, there is a boss which is extremly hard. I lost THREE LIVES DOING THAT LEVEL! But in the end I completed the game.

3. Trials 2

Trials 2 In this game are a bike rider and you have to get past all the obsticles to the finish line. If you get to a red flag and you mess up, you go back to the last flag. There is also a better version where you have better and 3D levels. Unfortuantly you have to buy it! I know! Oh Poo! AAAAAAAAAK! I really wanted it!

Play this free game now!!

4. Acid Factory

Acid Factory Help harry escape the horrors of his acid-flooded factory. It is full of Acid blobs, Zombies, and much more. But there’s a way to get rid of these evil thingmys! Just collect the gun, (Not on every level) and just press Z.

Play this free game now!!

5. Base Jumping

                             This game is simple. When it says go press space. But if you do it before it says go, you are disqualified from the race. You are competing against 3 other contestants who are all controlled by the computer. All you have to do is press space to go, do it again to let your parachute go off & first one to hit the ground wins! CAREFUL THOUGH! If you let your parachute off too late when you hit the ground you will explode & lose!

6. Skywire

                   This is one of the best Nitrome games but the 6th best miniclip game. You are one of those coach-on-wire-thingmy-jig-wotsit-thingys. You have to dodge the obstacles (Flying Pandas, Bouncing Rabbits, Stretchy-necked girrafes, Tortises on wheels, Rotating Snakes & Bats that follow you) there are probaly loads more but I don’t know about them because I could only ever get to Level 12.

7. Frost Bite

                     This game is loads of fun but it has extremly akward controls. Sure, you control him with the arrow keys but to shoot the arrow you have to use the mouse. It’s easy at the beginning but when you get to a high level, IT GETS FLIPPING IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLEWAY IWAY ELLTAY OUYAY! (That’s Pig Latin for ”Impossible I tell you!”)

Click here for the words: Wizard Swears         Right, here it is, the glorious, most hilarious, most magnificent video in the world by Neil Cicierega. IT’S SO FUNNY! Funniest on the whole site! Forget the others!

There’s gonna be a new page coming very soon!

      Ready for Halloween Everyone? I am. Here is my mask:

Not very Scary. I know. But I don’t go Trick or Treating. I go People-Knock-On-The-Door-And-I-Get-Scared-Out-Of-My-Skin-ing!

 Even Club Penguin are Ready!

So, please enjoy yourself.

My book, “Computers Tips and Questions for Dummies is now gone up for free!

Join the UCC, go to the UCC page (Go to sidebar, find it in “Pages” Section).

When you’ve done that, a-downloadin’ we will go! A-downloadin’ we will go! Download the stuff & that’s enough! A-downloadin’ we will go! 

At the moment I am typing up a book about Computer Questions and Tips. It’ll be free.

BUT!

YOU HAVE TO BE A UCC MEMBER!

Stay Cool.  

This is a video about prank calls.

Want to see more hilarious stuff? See Brooker’s stuff on YouTube!

Wanna know the password  for the post under this? Well, these numbers make a word. Un-telphone form them. As you know, Telephone form is this: 1=_  2=ABC  3=DEF  4=GHI  5=JKL  6=MNO  7=PQRS  8=TUV  9=WXYZ

This means each number could mean 3-4 letters!

By the way, when you see a ( ) it means the next letters are in UPPER FORM. When you see a )( it means the next letters are lower form.

By the way2, After you’ve worked it out type it into the post above and we will give you a task.

Right, here are the numbers:     ( )      4     )(     7853. 64 9324                           

REMEMBER! IMPORTANT!    No spaces, don’t forget the fullstop. Miss out the ( ) and the )(.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:

(Adjective) 1 Good, Super.    2 A word to say where you can’t think of anything to say.

 Disestablishmentarianism:

Um…… 1 A very, very, very, very long word. 

Escape the Phone Booth:

Escape the Phone Booth

Walkthrough

Escape The Closet:

Escape 2: The Closet

Walkthrough 

Escape The Car:

Escape: The Car

 Walkthrough

   Hi There!    

What you doing? Oh, your sitting down, reading a really boring (So far) article on Jerome Beckett’s Weblog, Thinking this is the most idiotic webspace in the world!                   :-P                     HOW DARE YOU! <BLOWS RASBERRY>             Oh well, How about checking out http://iamreallycrosswithyouandwouldliketobeatyouupandthiswebsiteaddress is reallylongblahblahblahblahblahblah.co.uk

NEW From CGFS (Classmate Games Free Stuff!)

JOIN THE UCC! GO UP TO THE “JOIN THE UCC!” PAGE FOR DETAILS!

OR CHECK OUT THE SITE!

NEW GAME! MOST WICKED GAME EVER!

Unfortantly you need a microphone for your PC to play it!

 Click on the image Under this text to play it!

Use this as a picture at the top of your blog!

I thought The Simpsons Movie was great! Only adults probably wouldn’t like it.

To see more Trailers / Clips / Stuff; Click the link above.

I love Back to the Future. I even made a Scratch project about it!

Learn more about this project

That’s right. Here’s two of my scratch projects to prove it!

My Scratch Project

My scratch Project 2

Did you know you can make any picture IN THE WORLD off the internet or photos or whatever?! Yeah, you can!

1. Find a picture.

2. Right-click.

3. Click “Set as background”.

4. Voila!

I normally use my first name & Surname as a username. Sometimes I use my first name and adjust it a bit. But most people use something they like and plonk a couple of numbers on the end. E.G. cricketfanatic976 (Cricket Fanatic 976) .

If you’re using something like Toontown, Or Nicktropilis or Club Penguin (All Online / Downloadable games with an “interactive you” on there) would you use a different name like, If your name was Daniel Hamperburg would you make your username as Joey Smiths (Name of your charater). This is very confusing.

Yeah, Have you ever had fun with blocks or building bricks? No? Well, At least I haven’t. Try this game.

Bloxorz Get the block to fall into the square hole.

Play this free game now!!

This game requires brains, patience and well, a computer!

I have been at my Grandma’s house for the past week. And my Grandma & Grandad have 5 cats: Daisy, Freddie, Henry & Charlie (The Twins) & Millie. We had a very funny time when Daisy was leaning over a bowl of milk, belly in the milk, and then ran off, leaving a trail of milk!

WHOO-HOO! It’s here!

Here are the games:

Mr Men Pinball Activate multiple targets for bonus points in Mr Bump Pinball!

Play this free game now!!

Evan Almighty A flood is coming. Help Evan get the animals onto the ark before you’re all doing the backstroke.

Play this free game now!!

Sudoku Play this fantastic puzzle game that is taking the world by storm!!

Play this free game now!!

For Puzzle Land Click Here

For Hermie Heckle’s Funhouse Click Here

Flashman Avoid the ghosts, eat power pills to eat ghosts!!.

Play this free game now!!

Space Escape Guide your space ship cross the obstacle filled courses.

Play this free game now!!

Snake Collect all of the red stars to get points with your worm.

Play this free game now!!

Well, There they are!

COMING SOON……    The Game Collection 2!

Over the next few days I’ll be collecting games and soon they’ll be a game selection / collection which you can choose to play!

Play this Interactive Buddy Game!

Interactive Buddy

You can blow him up & everything!

Hi. I have found lots of versions of the game “Doodle” on the Scratch Website. But I thought you’d like to see the real version:

Doodle Bring your doodle to life and battle the enemy erasers.

Play this free game now!!

 Have a go!

Acid Factory Help harry escape the horrors of his acid-flooded factory.

Play this free game now!!

Play This wicked game I found on miniclip!

I only got to Level 5! Tell me which level you get to!

Speaking of Wodunne, Why don’t you go see his scratch (Programming system) Projects? Just go to www.scratch.mit.edu/users/wodunne ! Or see mine: www.scratch.mit.edu/users/jeromie . Hope you enjoy! If you want to see Wodunne’s blog, go to: wodunne.wordpress.com !

Er, Hi, I’m new to wordpress. I hope it will be fun. Um, I got the idea from the scratch website from “Wodunne”. Er, so Hi.